Long, thick nose hair Long, thick ear hair Itchy testicles Burrs, plants, random stuff getting caught in one’s arm/leg/chest hair Long, thick anus hair that everything gets caught and dries in Facial hair and razor burn on your face Excessive sweating 70% of your life Sweat matting down your body hair No decent options for soap/shampoo Incredible waves of testosterone Excessive flatulence Male pattern baldness