Things Women Don’t Have to Deal With, (draft)

Yi and Yang
Jun 16, 2022

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  • Long, thick nose hair
  • Long, thick ear hair
  • Itchy testicles
  • Burrs, plants, random stuff getting caught in one’s arm/leg/chest hair
  • Long, thick anus hair that everything gets caught and dries in
  • Facial hair and razor burn on your face
  • Excessive sweating 70% of your life
  • Sweat matting down your body hair
  • No decent options for soap/shampoo
  • Incredible waves of testosterone
  • Excessive flatulence
  • Male pattern baldness

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Yi and Yang
Yi and Yang

Written by Yi and Yang

This is a brief, witty, and rhyming Bio. Would that equally small be the money I owe.

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